Friday, April 24, 2009

Movie Review: Crank: High Voltage

Every few years I have to watch a movie that reminds me why I have moral and ethical standards by completely and utterly offending every sensibility. Three years ago, that movie was Crank. The nest one was last weekend's Crank 2.
They are really one big movie; the second film picks up exactly where the first one ended. The main character is Jason Stath...wait...
Who cares? Here's the deal:
While ridiculously entertaining by virtue of the manic insanity built into the storyline, Crank 2 the most offensive movie I've ever seen. In virtually every way, it offended me. I've decided that my next movie in theaters will be Disney's Earth. And I'm going to ease off on movies that are this offensive. It's just too much...
So I'll let you guess whether or not I'd recommend it...

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